Scientifically Proven Headlines About Cats and Guns
/Five Surprising Ways Your Cat is Like a Gun
Ten Reasons Why You Should Adopt a Cat Instead of Buying a Gun, Number Six Will Shock You
Woman asks AITA for selling my husband's gun to fund adopting another cat? Internet has resounding NTA in response.
Studies Show Smart People Adopt Multiple Cats, Not Guns
Looking to Increase Your Earning Potential? Adopt a Cat and Sell Your Guns!
All if those headlines are so much better than the fact that we're 198 days into 2022 and already at 300 mass shootings, and counting. Don't ya think?